Thursday, March 13, 2008

Why Golf is the Greatest Sport

In every other sport there's a degree of cheating that goes on. That's why there's referrees or umpires that have to police the players in every sport. Without them, the games would be total anarchy. There would be no way to even keep track of what's going on.

Let me explain:

There isn't a single football play that doesn't have cheating going on. Besides the infractions the ref's actually see and call, there's holding on each and every play. Not to mention coaches have been trying to steal signals, another mess now.

In basketball, there are fouls called on every other play, and if a player gets touched with just a finger, they jump in the air, scream, and throw the ball way up in the air with their arms flailing because they got hit so hard. Not to mention they're crybabies.

Hockey and soccer are kind of the same way. I used to play hockey years ago so I'm not bashing the sport but I'll tell you why. In hockey and soccer, some players try to draw a penalty so bad (known as taking a dive, and is cheating) that they drop to the ground as if they were shot. Yet they weren't even touched. They'll drop down, grab an area they think could be hurt and flop around like a fish out of water. It's really bad in soccer, whereas it's mildly bad in hockey.

Baseball is just full of cheaters-period. I won't even go into the whole steroids thing either. Most of the other sports have a ton of juice heads too so it's across the board and not worth going into. But baseball has been known for it's cheating since the beginning of the century. Pitchers were doctoring the ball any chance they could, and got into the hall of fame no less. Gaylord Perry and Don Sutton were notorious for scuffing, greasing, and sanding the ball, anything to get the edge. There's a lot more than that going on but I guess it's not cheating if you don't get caught. They will also try to steal catcher's signs and peak to see where the catcher is setting up for a pitch. That's more of gamesmanship than anything and the players will control that but for the most part there's a great deal of cheating.

Now before you're steamed because I'm ripping on these sports because they do need referree's for more than cheating. All these sports are very physical, very fast, and things happen in the blink of an eye. There's more than cheating that the ref's are looking for because all the action that's going on. They're in a way protecting the players as well. But they're looking for cheaters, there's no doubt about it.

So getting to golf, the action is much slower so there isn't a reason to have ref's to call flagrant fouls, or to make sure an injury isn't going to happen so I understand the reason for ref's and umpires. However, golf is awesome in the fact the players call their own penalties. If you're reading this and know nothing about golf you might say, 'that's stupid, just don't call the penalty on yourself', and that's the beauty of it. There isn't a golfer on any tour that would ever not call a penalty on themselves. Even if no rules officials are around and no one was there to see the penalty, they'll call over a rules official just to make sure they're applying the rule properly. No matter what position there in, how important the tournament is, they will undoubtedly call the penalty on themselves.

Golf teaches you honor and integrity. Such that a golfer wouldn't be able to sleep at night if they committed a penalty and didn't enforce it. Sergio Garcia (who is not a favorite of mine or most people) was asked about a ruling that he inquired about. It appeared that he was entitled relief from a storm drain which was affecting his stance. Garcia was, in fact, entitled to a free drop but for some reason it came into question whether or not he should have been allowed the free drop. He was adamant that he was and even called a rules official to confirm. You could tell he was telling the truth and did correctly enforce the rule. He then said, "I'd rather shoot 85 by the rules then shoot 69 by cheating. That's just not how it is in golf." Even though I can't stand the guy, that was a pretty good synopsis of how golfers think.

Play the ball where it lies folks.

3 comments:

Charlie said...

It's about time you started playing by the rules. Your nickname in Atlanta was infraction..

Anonymous said...

I do agree with everything you are saying about golf and why it is such a good game! The integrity is pure and that is why I love it. Now that you bring up something I must touch on. As we are all weekend golfers at a municiple course somewhere we need to remember one thing. The USGA set up rules for the game. If anyone has ever been to a PGA Tour event you will notice a TON of white circles on the course. This is "GROUND UNDER REPAIR" and a FREE lift. We all must understand that a unraked bunker with a foot print, while unofficial is GROUND UNDER REPAIR, no tour golfer would play out of that, a dead spot in on the fairway is ground under repair. I agree to always play by the rules but let us all be fair. We weekenders play in much harder conditions while Playing It as It Lies. The tour are a bunch of wining babies. Ernie Els asked decided to play a shot lefty making him stand on a drain, he was intitled to relief, after taking the relief he went back and played the shot righty. While this doesn't happen often, THEY ARE BABIES. Play the ball as it lies, but play by USGA rules! Take HONEST relief and don't feel bad doing it! GOLF ON BROTHERS

Butch said...

Good post foz. Actually I had no idea about that sort of stuff. I do know of a few of the whiney's out there on the tour though. That being said, there was one instance where Scott Hoch was in a playoff with Jim Furyk a few years ago and in the playoff they went back to the 18th hole. During that time, a child had walked through the fairway bunker, not knowing the hole was going to be played again. Scott Hoch hit a drive that nestled directly in the foot print and the ruling was he had to play it as is. He took it in stride too (even though he's a douche). He also hit a ridiculous shot to within 5 feet of the stick. Furyk made par and it was time for Hoch to putt. He decided it was too dark to read the grain so they had to postpone the putt until the next day. The next morning they all went out there, and Hoch made the putt to win the tournament. There's a perfect example of in one instance playing the ball as it lies, and immediately seeking redemption and whining about mother nature making it too dark. There's no way in hell he should have been able to postpone that putt until the next day.