Samuel L. Jackson Has an Awesome Golf Swing

Would you guys like to know why Samuel L. Jackson has an awesome golf swing? Well I'll tell ya. It's because he's rich, spoiled, and has every lesson, tip, coach, pro, range, advise, club, ball, glove, hat, manufacturer, gadget, course, and situation at his disposal.

Dude, he got to be on Playing Lesson's From the Pro's with David Toms. That's bullshit. Why can't I get a 'Playing Lesson From a Pro'? I care about golf as much as him and maybe even more. So because he gets to fake his way through his career (that's what acting is, isn't it?), he gets to have a caddy who just so happens to be on the PGA tour.

Well listen up dude, if I had that at my disposal, I'd be shooting some seriously low numbers and would have an awesome swing too. As a matter of fact, if you're rich, and like to play golf, you have no business sucking. And if you do suck, it makes you even more of a douche because you don't even appreciate the resources that you have. You're just abusing your privileges and it's an insult to guys like us who work hard and play golf as a reward.

Honestly, it's a really tough game, there's no doubt about that. But if we had the luxury of some of these guys we'd be shooting in the 70's. A lot of us have crawled our way into the 80's (without cheating, because you know how much I, and guys that I tee it up with, despise cheating), and that's an accomplishment by itself.

I just wonder how much better we would be if we didn't have those little subtleties that the normal person has such as a job, family, time. Then again, you can have plenty of time and a family but if you don't have a ton of money you're not gonna be able to afford all the resources those spoiled bastards in Hollywood have to be a better golfer.

Here's what we need to develop. This is for all 7 of you that read this website but this is the groundbreaker. We need to develop a new league. This is what will get this website started and a brand new television market.

It's called the AGA. The Average Golfers of America. It humms just to read doesn't it? Think about it folks. The AGA will showcase average golfers like us, so we all know that we're not alone. It will be a spectacle, with galleries, camera's, commentary, and average scores. The way I figure it, once every month or two would be good for this scenario. We can watch the pros for a month, then watch a bunch of ham n' eggers like us take a shot at it. The market is almost too easy and the idea will already be patented by me so don't get any ideas.

Yeah I know wise ass, the PGA Tour hosts pro-ams before every tour event for average golfers like us. Well how many have you played in? How many guys do you know have played in one? How many guys do you know that can even afford to participate in one? Exactly.

Wouldn't it be great to watch golfers on tv play like us? Of course it would. It would generate a HUGE market. It'll bring back the amateurs like us who don't watch the pros because they're on such a different lever and it's frustrating for them.

You guys heard it hear first. Don't be surprised to see the AGA within the next 50 years. Ok, maybe not that quick. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day.

Hit em straight boys.